Simply to state my oppinions[sp] on how our society should be educated on[?] for the better of our country. Our people. [Whoa? Was that for added drama? Ok. We'll let it slide just this once because it seems like you're at least laying out your thesis. Maybe.]

Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. [Look. The first rule of writing is you have to try and get the reader on YOUR SIDE. Then, you can make your point. Like if I were to say in every blog post: 'hey guys, this is going to be the funniest thing ever.' See how that would kind of ruin things? Perhaps a more modest tone would work better here. ]

People are just mean.[True, but chickens also sometimes drown in the rain. What does this have to do with the rest of the crazy coming out of your mouth?]

I am going to proceed with putting LR [Clarify - Lisa Rinna? Lionel Richie? Seriously. What did Lionel Richie do to you? Did he touch you down there? If so, you know that's not ok, right?] to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on[again with the 'on'] having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else,[X] and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. [Okay. Though poorly worded, this is a nice touch. You're making a CONNECTION with the reader, not just ranting. Good job.]

But to make false accusations to one girl[What? What's going on? Where are we now, Sweetie? God, you're making us feel like Karen Walker.] is unjust in my oppinion[SP].

Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. [X] And have thus far in my career. [Extraneous]

Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. [Who? Who is this 'us' you speak of? And when did we start talking about tabloids? Do you see the issue here? Let's say I'm going to write a paper on The Underground Railroad and then I start a paragraph about rail travel in China... it would get confusing, right? Can you see why that's a problem?]

Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. [Please do.]

I am not fully aware of what these, again,[why the 'again'?] accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them.

Have harvey [What? Weinstein? Or the giant rabbit? Wait. Don't answer that. We don't want to know.] and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. [Fragment.]

Al Gore will help me [you need a period here after 'me'] he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. [Once again, despite the whole insanity of this line of thought, what's going on here? If Al Gore is talking to you, he's having a conversation with you. You could have just expressed your crazy to him right then and there. Why reschedule the crazy? ]If he is willing to help me, let's find out.

Hilary Clinton,[Ok, no. Hilary Clinton is not going to help you with your 'issue.'] Bill Clinton,[Ok, even more 'no'] and Evan metroplis, [Uppercase, unless this person is some lowercase-on-purpose-club-kid] and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. [Once again, and I mean this with your well-being in mind, the Clinton's have absolutely no interest in helping your career. Seriously. No. Seriously.]

I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar [nice word choice] people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.

I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. [I'm so tired now. This is tiring. Reading should not be exhausting.]

Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.

For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. [What? Who died? Jesus we need a drink.]

I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced [poor word choice] and directed in the wrong directions[wha-huh?] and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s)[Hey now! ] of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak.

Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. [Your 'people' are now mortified. Thanks.]

Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. [Oh, how wrong you are.]

So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. [Don't pull this spiritual shit on us now. Please. We're tired.]

Thank you for your time.
Your Entertainer, [This is very close to Michael Jackson territory.]
Lindsay Lohan

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